Andrew's Satellite

LOCAL BEAUTY PAGEANT BLOOPERS

Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines ?

Girl Contestant : Bocaue.

Host : Bocaue? Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines ? Why Bocaue?

Girl : Because it's a magnificent place.

Host : Which part of Bocaue?

Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

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Host : What is your best feature?

Contestant : My graduation feature.

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Host : What is you favorite motto?

Contestant : If others can't why, why can't I!

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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant : Please come back.

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Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!

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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant : That's a very good question. Keep it up.

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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.

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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Between 24 and 25!

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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl : I'll be 28.

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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl : Drugs.

Host : Why?

Girl : Mahal eh!

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Host : What is the essence of being gay?

Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

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Host : What makes you blush?

Girl : Blush on!

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Host : What is the essence of a man?

Gay Contestant : Testicles!

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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk???

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